[HATS] wanted, R/S 15-1278

[KB9FOHAM@aol.com]

Video sound processor. Circa 1983, audio stereo synthesizer and enhancer. 
Should be clean, and working condition. State best price first e-mail. or 
similar stereo synthesizer to expand stereo image or create stereo from mono 
audio.
Henry KB9FO

The creature visited my house many times when I was a kid Scully. It had long 
white shanks of fur surrounding its ruddy misshapen head. Its bloated torso 
was red and white and it wore animal skins on its feet. I'll never forget the 
horror. I turned away and when I looked back, it has somehow taken the facial 
features of my father. 
    Impossible.
    I know what I saw Scully. It knew where I lived. That night it read my 
mind. It brought me everything I ever wanted. Then it escaped by enslaving 
wild animals to pull it skyward and changed shape to escape through the 
fireplace like a bowl of jelly. 
    I'm sorry, Mulder, but you're asking me to disregard the laws of physics. 
You want me to believe in some supernatural being who soars across the skies 
and brings gifts. Listen to what you're saying. Do you understand the 
repercussions? 
    Scully, listen to me. It knows when you're sleeping or awake. It knows if 
you've been bad or good. It may have taken my sister and left a jagged piece 
of anthracite in her place! Last year on this exact date SETI detected space 
craft under intelligent control over every major city in the world. The White 
House ordered Monica placed under guard and went to Red Alert and Defcom 4. 
    But we have no proof!
    Its a Government conspiracy. There is a secret base rumored to be at the 
North Pole. The NSA has a folder in their vault marked Project Kringle. The 
Secret Service went to full lock down when a clatter was heard from the roof. 
The CIA, KGB, MI6 and every other intelligence organization has massive 
files, even the FAA and SAC! Every year the FAA and SAC conspire with fake 
UFO broadcasts to misinform the citizens so the real mission isn't discovered.
    You mean...?
    Yes, its the biggest X file of all. The truth is up there somewhere, we 
just have to wait here for it to arrive next year.
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