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I just had to pass this one on. Especially for you oil barons in Texas!

The New KGB:
Klinton,
Gore, 
Janet "Bang" Reno.



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There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a 
private club after exercising. 
Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches 
rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: 
"Hello?" 
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" 
"Yes." 
"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw 
a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" 
"What's the price?" 
"Only $1,500.00." 
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... " 
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 
2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he 
gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW 
that we bought last year ... " 
"What price did he quote you?" 
"Only $60,000 ... " 
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." 
"Great! But before we hang up, something else ... " 
"What?" 
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account 
and ... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the 
house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a 
pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property ... " 
"How much are they asking?" 
"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that 
much in the bank to cover ... " 
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?" 
"OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" 
"Bye ... I do too ... " 
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand and 
asks all those present, "Okay... who's phone is this?" 


David E. Ciolli
Lucent Technologies Inc.
Public Safety Systems
720.565.0760 (v)
dciolli@lucent.com




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