[HQRP] Have You Been Harmed By Lead Solder?

[Janzer, Mark]

>From QRP-L:

Subject: RE: (fwd) Have You Been Harmed By Lead Solder?
From: Max Moon (
<mailto:maxmoon@umn.edu?subject=RE:%20(fwd)%20Have%20You%20Been%20Harmed%20B
y%20Lead%20Solder?> maxmoon@umn.edu)
Date: Thu Jul 10 2003 - 23:52:18 EDT 

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Hello, my name is Max and I've been Harmed By Lead Solder. (Hi Max!)
 
At first it didn't bother me, I could take it or leave it. But one kit
became two, two kits became three, and pretty soon I was hooked.
 
I began to notice the symptoms of Harm By Lead Solder. My fine muscle
control began to go bad. I explained this to my wife because it was the
reason I had to stop washing the dishes. Next, my memory started going. I
forgot our wedding anniversary. Then I forgot my wife's birthday. But this
didn't stop me from wanting more Solder. Not one bit!
 
I became secretive about my kits. I had unfinished kits hidden all over the
house. And I began to prefer kits from places like AzsQRPions, Steve Weber,
and Nor Cal. That's because they came in small, unmarked plain brown mailing
envelopes. But they used Lead Solder just as much as the big, obvious
kits--and my family always noticed the obvious kits and sent them back
before I could melt any Lead Solder.
 
The family finally confronted me with the facts. It was plain as day. I had
been Harmed by Lead Solder and, what's worst of all, I wanted more and more
of it. But I had to admit the truth. Fortunately, I was able to tell them
about the wonderful treatment program for people like me. They were
surprised that there was only one place where I could get help but agreed
that I needed to go there. They thought that the good news, if there was
any, was that treatment took only Four Days In May.
 
If any of you think you might have been Harmed by Lead Solder, don't walk,
run to Dayton, Ohio, as soon as it opens for its next treatment group. It's
not cheap--take lots of money--but afterwards your family and friends will
be so thrilled to have you back that they won't even notice all the neat
stuff you've got in the trunk.
 
Max, k0max
(Thanks, Max! --Applause--)

 

72

Mark G. Janzer, K5MGJ

(still in the closet, solder melter)

 



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